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How many pilots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. He just holds the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him ......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm here all week :D

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And here I thought it was 3:

And here I thought it was 3: The pilot & co-pilot to get the drinks while the Flight Engineer changes the bulb. :)

gwinspear, you're showing

gwinspear, you're showing your age!

How do you know if there's a pilot in the room?

He'll tell you! Q. How many

He'll tell you!

Q. How many people does it take to fly a plane?

A. One pilot and one dog. The dog is there to bite the pilot if he touches anything and the pilot is there to feed the dog.

What's the difference between

:D :D :D

What's the difference between a pilot and God?

The pilot thinks he's God

The pilot thinks he's God whereas God thinks he's a pilot.

They tried the," one pilot

They tried the," one pilot and a dog", in Korean Airlines. It didn't work. The pilot ate the dog.

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