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Caption Competition

Submitted by Jon on 04 Feb 2010

 

Anyone got any amusing thoughts?

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I know pilot pay has gone

Submitted by Richard on Thu, 04/02/2010 - 23:14.

I know pilot pay has gone down but do they need to clean windows just to make a few dollars?

"Right, there you go and

Submitted by Cross Wind on Fri, 05/02/2010 - 13:17.

"Right, there you go and thank you for calling Autoglass"

"How the **** did a traffic

Submitted by Flintstone on Sat, 06/02/2010 - 23:44.

"How the **** did a traffic warden stick a ticket up here?"

How about the livery on this

Submitted by Jon on Tue, 16/02/2010 - 22:05.

How about the livery on this Boeing 737?

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This photo definitely

Submitted by Jon on Tue, 23/02/2010 - 08:36.

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This photo definitely deserves some witty captions. Time to get thinking...

That was the most precise

Submitted by Cross Wind on Wed, 24/02/2010 - 10:12.

That was the most precise approach I have ever seen even if the NLG doesn't come down!

Sorry but I just keep coming

Submitted by Flintstone on Thu, 25/02/2010 - 01:26.

Sorry but I just keep coming up with somewhat improper captions about the gurner in the foreground.

Maybe he was the

Submitted by chashunt on Sun, 28/02/2010 - 07:14.

Maybe he was the "nose-gurner" and that's why he looks so happy to be alive?

"I'm glad I packed a fresh

Submitted by Cross Wind on Mon, 01/03/2010 - 16:47.

"I'm glad I packed a fresh pair of shorts in my hand luggage!"

"Last flight before a check

Submitted by Jon on Mon, 01/03/2010 - 21:26.

"Last flight before a check ride is always a bit shaky"

The pilots literally flew the

Submitted by jamieknight12 on Tue, 02/03/2010 - 00:01.

The pilots literally flew the ILS to the ground

J.Knight

How about this one?

Submitted by Richard on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 11:11.

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How about this one?

"Not now Kato, you fool!"

Submitted by Flintstone on Wed, 03/03/2010 - 21:09.

"Not now Kato, you fool!"

'Ladies and Gentlemen,

Submitted by Richard on Thu, 04/03/2010 - 23:18.

'Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Paris . Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!'

"Any evidence of the

Submitted by Jon on Fri, 05/03/2010 - 00:01.

"Any evidence of the student's cross wind technique was lacking"

Not a great quality picture,

Submitted by Jon on Wed, 17/03/2010 - 00:06.

Not a great quality picture, but there must be some comments to go with it....
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Another picture worthy of

Submitted by Jon on Mon, 12/04/2010 - 20:56.

Air_India_Boeing_777-_200_ER_Aircraft_pics.JPG

Another picture worthy of some captions...

"Gear pins, what are gear

Submitted by Richard on Wed, 14/04/2010 - 13:28.

"Gear pins, what are gear pins? And, no, I haven't seen them."

"The after effects of the

Submitted by Flintstone on Fri, 16/04/2010 - 00:21.

Air_India_Boeing_777-_200_ER_Aircraft_pics.JPG

"The after effects of the hostie's vindaloo drove the economy passengers into business class"

Another picture worthy of

Submitted by Jon on Mon, 17/05/2010 - 06:39.

Another picture worthy of some comment..

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Valet Parking now

Submitted by Richard on Mon, 17/05/2010 - 07:47.

Valet Parking now Available!

"Captain, which Boeing is yours again?"

Now this one's just begging

Submitted by Flintstone on Tue, 18/05/2010 - 01:20.

Now this one's just begging for a comment or two.

Yeomans.jpg

Return ticket to Geneva -

Submitted by maxrevs on Tue, 18/05/2010 - 04:50.

Return ticket to Geneva - $150
Two night stay in a "Premier" hotel - $50
Realising that you haven't turned data roaming off on your iPhone - Priceless!