Cabin Crew Humour
I was told this the other day: Pax: Can I have a sandwich please? Cabin Crew:We haven't got any sandwiches left,sorry. Pax: Oh have you got any chicken sandwiches left? CC: No, sorry, we haven't got any sandwiches at all. Pax: What, none at all? Not even any egg? CC: No we haven't got any sandwiches of any description Pax: You must have some sandwiches, it's got a picture of one in the in-flight magazine. Another Pax: Please get me a blanket and a pillow. CC: I'm sorry we've given them all out. Pax: But you said when we got on that you had some blankets and pillows. CC: Yes but that was two and a half hours ago. Pax: But they've always got enough on British Airways. CC: You're welcome to try to transfer but as we're at 35000 feet it might be a bit awkward. Any other Cabin Crew got any funnies??
I heard this one the other
I heard this one the other day, very funny:
Pax on a flight to Nice with easyJet, boards and has bumble bee glasses, fur coat and jewellery up to her neck and rings of gold in every finger with a Gucci handbag. She looks up and down at the Purser and says;
"I don't think your uniform is very professional!"
Crew member says;
"Well it's my professionalism madam that stops me commenting on what you're wearing!"